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Jay-Z on Letterman’s Netflix Show
Netflix teases a new Letterman interview with Jay-Z and we find out Dave is making roughly a million dollars per syllable.
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Jeff Van Gundy’s Kissing Cousins
Jeff Van Gundy provides some questionable in-game commentary with broadcast booth partner Mike Breen.
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Pro Wrestler and Actor John Cena
We talk to John Cena about the WWE, his new movie “Blockers,” butt-chugging, career motivation, and the difference in energy between the wrestling ring and the film set.
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The Condom Challenge
Local news continues the tradition of spreading dumb and dangerous activities by trying to warn us about them with, the Condom Challenge.
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Trump’s Easter
Trump celebrates Easter by telling children about the economy, military spending, and forgetting the name of the White House.
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Applebee’s Racist Gets Sizzled
This racist came for the 2 for $20 special and ended up with a one-two punch.
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Wendy’s Mixtape
Never forget, Helper did it first. Wendy’s releases a mixtape over hamburger beef.
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Kid Invades Bathroom Stall
At least he was trying to wash his hands.
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Throwing in the Towel for Your Man
A young woman tries to prevent further damage after watching her boyfriend get absolutely washed. And yes, there are Sonic rings.


