Mitch McConnell

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Trumpcare Takes Another L

Senator Turtle Mitch McConnell can’t get Trumpcare across the finish line.
Trumpcare Stalled

Lettuce Connoisseur and the Senate’s pet turtle Mitch McConnell talks about the stalled Trumpcare bill.
Sea Turtle Mitch McConnell Gets Snappy

Mitch McConnell emerges from his habitat in the Galápagos, says he’d prefer “less drama from the White House.”
Mitch McConnell: Senator Turtle

Senator Mitch McConnell: loved Trump’s speech, still looks like your pet Turtle dressed for church.