Sports

Vanity Fair flames Trump Grill as the “Worst Restaurant in America.”

Donald Trump continues his own personal EssenceFest by bringing in the NFL’s Jim Brown and Ray Lewis. Jim Brown “falls in love.”

Nick talks spotting talent, playdates with Beyoncé, and reviving Radio Shack.

Rick Perry is named Energy Secretary even though he couldn’t remember the department exists. Naturally.

Kanye visits Trump to discuss whatever wildly out of touch rich people talk about. What if he performs at the inauguration?

Pablo Torre talks thesis writing, mice and roaches, pro athletes going broke, and James Harden.

A UFC Fighter with a local news anchor name Sage Northcutt challenges people to rip into apples with their bare hands. Mero obliges.

Jeff Sessions continues to trample all over everything Mero stands for.

NYC continues its steady decline into #peak caucasity with wheat steaks.

On December 6th, 1865, the 13th Amendment of the Constitution was ratified, abolishing slavery in the United States.

Megyn Kelly is dreaming of a white Santa.

Our guest Rembert Browne roasts some children attending a bar mitzvah, but the kids get the last laugh.

When Beyoncé says “we’re dressing like Ken and Barbie for Halloween” that’s what you do. Also, Mero talks about outsourcing his Halloween to New Jersey.​

A-Rod, Khloe, and Hulk the world’s largest pit bull. Dark Desus and Mero Snow run through tonight’s shoutouts.

Trake? Draylor? Drift? Whatever you call it if Drake and Taylor are really together get ready for some petty bangers.