FPS

Big strides are taken in this episode of Breakfast & Battegrounds. Austin achieves his "Spiciest Kill Ever," and somehow Patrick and Austin refrain from accidentally killing each other. With this kind of progress, that coveted chicken dinner is well.

With Sickle out for the day, the Auntie Knuckles (AKA Danielle Riendeau) joins us to offer tips about the three Ls: lethality, love, and life.

After a near-miss, Crowbar and Sickle (Austin and Patrick) saddle up yet again for another adventure in the wild world of Breakfast and Battlegrounds. There are dramatic standoffs, underwater hijinks, and hats. Always hats.