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INTRODUCING two NEW family members... Sister Gun and Cousin Stun. You'd do well to remember those names because in this episode, Sister Gun shows she knows her way around a shotgun. You've been warned.

Big strides are taken in this episode of Breakfast & Battegrounds. Austin achieves his "Spiciest Kill Ever," and somehow Patrick and Austin refrain from accidentally killing each other. With this kind of progress, that coveted chicken dinner is well.

There have been some significant highs and lows this past week on Breakfast & Battlegrounds, and the only way to end this emotional rollercoaster is with an old-fashioned beach showdown.

BREAKING NEWS: RAW FOOTAGE HAS BEEN SENT TO WAYPOINT DEPICTING A CONTROVERSIAL CHICKEN DINNER. Is this a win for Crowbar and Sickle, or Austin and Patrick?

With Sickle out for the day, the Auntie Knuckles (AKA Danielle Riendeau) joins us to offer tips about the three Ls: lethality, love, and life.

What are the limits of aggression? How spicy is too spicy? These are the questions Crowbar and Sickle seek to answer in this edition of Breakfast and Battlegrounds.

Crowbar and Sickle are finally improving... but a secret foe threatens their best run yet.

Patrick decides the best option is to spend time learning to become a bridge troll. It goes about as well as you might expect.

Austin and Patrick are joined by the Internet's own Will Smith for a whole lot of screaming, killing, and hat wearing.

After a near-miss, Crowbar and Sickle (Austin and Patrick) saddle up yet again for another adventure in the wild world of Breakfast and Battlegrounds. There are dramatic standoffs, underwater hijinks, and hats. Always hats.

Austin and Patrick have brought their most powerful weapon to the Battlegrounds: a decent mouse pad. Can it help them break into the top ten?