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Halloween Recap: Jay, Bey, and Mero Trick or Treating in Jersey
When Beyoncรฉ says “we’re dressing like Ken and Barbie for Halloween” that’s what you do. Also, Mero talks about outsourcing his Halloween to New Jersey.โ
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Anonymous vs. ISIS
Anonymous declares war on ISIS. But when Anonymous members share intel with the government it fractures the hacktivist collective.
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Halloween Shoutouts
A-Rod, Khloe, and Hulk the world’s largest pit bull. Dark Desus and Mero Snow run through tonight’s shoutouts.
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Cuffing Season for Drake & Taylor Swift?
Trake? Draylor? Drift? Whatever you call it if Drake and Taylor are really together get ready for some petty bangers.
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Charles Barkley Has a Show on Race No One Asked For
Charles Barkley the human Werther’s Original has a new show about race.
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God on High
Can Christianity and cannabis coexist? Krishna heads to Colorado and Rhode Island to meet believers whoโve merged their reverence for a higher power with their love of getting high.
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Happy Knicks Day
Desus and Mero recap tonight’s opening night game between the Knicks and Cavs.
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Bodega Cat Receives Zero Stars
Bodega cat minding its own business receives scathing review on Yelp.
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The Zero Day Market
“Zero days” are bugs in software that hackers use to break into systems. Some are valued at up to a million dollars, with both buyers and sellers shrouded in secrecy.โโ
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Gronk Closes in on a โNiceโ Milestone
Gronk being Gronk as he approaches an important number of career touchdowns.
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Debate Recap: Hillary Dressed Like Fishscale, Trump Still Sniffing
Hillary Clinton rocked the coke white pantsuit, Trump threw some (allegedly) coke-fueled tantrums.
